Cool Nephew Penguin Christmas Card

You probably think your nephew is the coolest nephew ever, and that might be true, we can't really prove it. But we definitely approve you telling him he's cool with this Scribbler Christmas card, featuring a cute little penguin wearing a festive hat and scarf. Ironically, your nephew will probably think this card is uncool (because everything is), but that makes it funnier. And he'll probably like it if you put some money in it.