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Fucking Fossil Card

Fucking Fossil Card

Celebrate their one-millionth birthday with this card that perfectly captures just how ancient they are. They've lived through all of the eras - Jurassic, Triassic, Classic - and now they deserve to be given a card that is as legendary as they are. The perfect card for your oldest, dearest, most fossilized friend. Designed by Scribbler.

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Celebrate their one-millionth birthday with this card that perfectly captures just how ancient they are. They've lived through all of the eras - Jurassic, Triassic, Classic - and now they deserve to be given a card that is as legendary as they are. The perfect card for your oldest, dearest, most fossilized friend. Designed by Scribbler.

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