Go Fluff Yourself Card

Ever wanted a feline to perfectly capture your own sense of being feral? This is it. Let's check, shall we? - Double middle finger up - Blank, slightly psychotic stare - Bum hole fully on show Sound about right? If yes, this is the card you should give to someone. Could be for their birthday, a special occasion or just to remind them that you love them but also they should go fluff themselves.