I Am Always Late Keyring

Your friendship group isn’t complete without that one person who’s never, ever on time. Ever.

And this is the perfect gift for them. Not because it excuses them for not being able to read a clock properly, but because it speaks to them, it shows you know them, and that you’re not angry at their inability to simply be there at 2.30pm and not 4pm, but you’re just mildly (aggressively) disappointed.

So this one’s for the true Type B personalities, the “We’ve got loads of time don’t worry!” friends, the ones who are always “just leaving” but are definitely still in the bath. They’ll probably wear it like a badge of honour and then lose it while running for their flight that leaves in 20 minutes.

Materials: Soft enamel, silver ring with 4 chains, black back, 50mm x 27mm