King Of Farts Card

This card is the definition of 'whoever smelt it, dealt it.' Get it? Coz it's a playing card. Whatever. Give this royal flush-themed card to the gassiest king you know, the one who should wear a crown for the ungodly amount of flatulence they bestow upon their subjects. Created by our incredibly talented in-house team, it's perfect for birthdays, anniversaries or just to remind someone of their unique, royal title.